The name's "Nutty".
I have A.D.D., which is an abbreviation for Attention something something.
It also means I'm the perfect guide to take you through history. My A.D.D. doesn't tolerate history's boring stuff. Shoot, no. Instead, I focus my attention on all the important, exciting... and shiny... things that history has to offer.
So get comfy, grab some Red Bull, and let your A.D.D. take you from there! Come along... let's scramble thru history!